Dutflabfas Motrulloop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless naga.

Dutflabfas Motrulloop created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutflabfas Motrulloop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutflabfas Motrulloop, he will send you a sign.

Dutflabfas Motrulloop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dutflabfas Motrulloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never feed grapes to otters while wearing rings.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.