Linappdon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless crocodile.

Linappdon created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linappdon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Linappdon, it will torture you forever.

Linappdon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Linappdon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

5. Never allow tortoises to sleep beneath your roof.