Baffidnad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable bee.

Baffidnad created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Baffidnad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Baffidnad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Baffidnad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Baffidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to shrews while wearing green scarves.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Never paint your legs indigo.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.