Safyarpdid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous camel.

Safyarpdid created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Safyarpdid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Safyarpdid, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Safyarpdid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Safyarpdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.