Spaglarnceb is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered centipede.

Spaglarnceb created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaglarnceb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spaglarnceb, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Spaglarnceb's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Spaglarnceb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green manatees for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Spaglarnceb four times a day.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spaglarnceb.