Sadgabtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody hippopotamus.

Sadgabtaf created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadgabtaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadgabtaf, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sadgabtaf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sadgabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Sadgabtaf loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never feed grapes to badgers while wearing shorts.

4. Do not place rice upon stone.

5. Never eat green fruit.