Jinarnyat Zedhadquafcitliphonbell is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain hyena.

Jinarnyat Zedhadquafcitliphonbell created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinarnyat Zedhadquafcitliphonbell, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinarnyat Zedhadquafcitliphonbell, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jinarnyat Zedhadquafcitliphonbell's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jinarnyat Zedhadquafcitliphonbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume apples at dawn.

2. Run away if four frogs approach from the north.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not prepare cherries while filled with joy.