Arffodgessbus is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate wasp.

Arffodgessbus created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arffodgessbus, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arffodgessbus, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arffodgessbus' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Arffodgessbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three voles near wells.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Pray only in darkness.