Ditvidquill is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful tortoise.

Ditvidquill created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditvidquill, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditvidquill, she will laugh at you.

Ditvidquill's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ditvidquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Put Ditvidquill first in all things.

3. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never prepare apples during summer.