Zandossnull is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate tapir.

Zandossnull created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zandossnull, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zandossnull, she will throw large rocks at you.

Zandossnull's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zandossnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shave your hands.