Rowsinrak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty bear.

Rowsinrak created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsinrak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowsinrak, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rowsinrak's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rowsinrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rowsinrak's name in vain.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.