Wigstanfub is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving human.

Wigstanfub created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigstanfub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wigstanfub, it will strike you with lightening.

Wigstanfub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wigstanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not record names concerning comets.

4. Never stain your back with magenta.

5. Never wear coats.