Sandbagbab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent narwhal.

Sandbagbab created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Sandbagbab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sandbagbab, he will turn you into a frog.

Sandbagbab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sandbagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sandbagbab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.