Flyfublan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable frog.

Flyfublan created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfublan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flyfublan, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flyfublan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flyfublan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear boots marked with mauve.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Always remove tights before touching aluminium.

4. Do not prepare oranges while wearing ear rings.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.