Lenyattnur is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, astonishing seal.

Lenyattnur created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenyattnur, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenyattnur, she will curse you with boils.

Lenyattnur's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lenyattnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

5. Never prepare lentils during winter.