Fednarlgun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable squid.

Fednarlgun created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fednarlgun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fednarlgun, she will turn you into a mole.

Fednarlgun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fednarlgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.