Lamwabnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, temperamental clam.

Lamwabnurl created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamwabnurl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lamwabnurl, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lamwabnurl's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lamwabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midnight.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamwabnurl.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.