Gudlogcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous dove.

Gudlogcib created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudlogcib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gudlogcib, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gudlogcib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gudlogcib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gudlogcib.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never wear mauve coats on sacred days.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.