Jenmegwan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jenmegwan created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenmegwan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jenmegwan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jenmegwan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jenmegwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

2. Jenmegwan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Put Jenmegwan first in all things.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Never think about gravity.