Rapafcen Ingbonksand is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless bird.

Rapafcen Ingbonksand created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Rapafcen Ingbonksand, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapafcen Ingbonksand, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rapafcen Ingbonksand's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rapafcen Ingbonksand's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing pink coats and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

5. Heed all portents.