Padwegmut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident bat.

Padwegmut created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padwegmut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Padwegmut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Padwegmut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Padwegmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. You must love Padwegmut.