Fliszakdid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented penguin.

Fliszakdid created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliszakdid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fliszakdid, he will ignore you.

Fliszakdid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fliszakdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not prepare lemons while wearing ear rings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Never speak at dusk.