Batnutdot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-confident zebra.

Batnutdot created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batnutdot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Batnutdot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Batnutdot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Batnutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Batnutdot.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Always help voles.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never go into brown rooms.