Tanfarnfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane human.

Tanfarnfub created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfarnfub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanfarnfub, it will come to you in dreams.

Tanfarnfub's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tanfarnfub's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not prepare corn while wearing dresses.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

5. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.