Hinrowkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart bird.

Hinrowkam created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinrowkam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinrowkam, it will not care.

Hinrowkam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hinrowkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hinrowkam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hinrowkam loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.