Sagtim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, contented dog.

Sagtim created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Sagtim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagtim, she will turn you into a rock.

Sagtim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sagtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with turquoise markings.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Sagtim on top of important buildings.

5. Never mention aardvarks.