Ragzedwan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong mouse.

Ragzedwan created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragzedwan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragzedwan, she will turn you into a mole.

Ragzedwan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ragzedwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.