Minguplig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic badger.

Minguplig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Minguplig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Minguplig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Minguplig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Minguplig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at crossroads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.