Rullarpgan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate dugong.

Rullarpgan created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullarpgan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rullarpgan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rullarpgan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rullarpgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your head indigo.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing white shorts and balancing seven copper spheres on your neck.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.