Haddudcap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient zebra.

Haddudcap created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Haddudcap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Haddudcap, she will not care.

Haddudcap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Haddudcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Always act with humility.