Meghimsas is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless newt.

Meghimsas created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meghimsas, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Meghimsas, she will turn you into a rock.

Meghimsas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Meghimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with pride.

5. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.