Volnabcat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sage hippopotamus.

Volnabcat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volnabcat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Volnabcat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Volnabcat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Volnabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Never sprint in winter.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

5. Always look after injured whales.