Miprendosslikdot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient cow.

Miprendosslikdot created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Miprendosslikdot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miprendosslikdot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Miprendosslikdot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Miprendosslikdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about planets.