Ratnulbonk Yimtenfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy fly.

Ratnulbonk Yimtenfarn created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Ratnulbonk Yimtenfarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ratnulbonk Yimtenfarn, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ratnulbonk Yimtenfarn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ratnulbonk Yimtenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Ratnulbonk Yimtenfarn on top of important buildings.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.