Podvabtimwan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying coyote.

Podvabtimwan created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podvabtimwan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podvabtimwan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Podvabtimwan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Podvabtimwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

4. Never talk about gravity near cats while wearing white shorts and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.