Geptapbet is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical bird.

Geptapbet created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Geptapbet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Geptapbet, she will turn you into a sheep.

Geptapbet's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Geptapbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Put Geptapbet first in all things.

5. Do not sing in public.