But is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, egotistical dugong.

But created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in But, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in But, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

But's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

But's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

4. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

5. Always act with obedience.