Zigtikgov is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud walrus.

Zigtikgov created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigtikgov, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigtikgov, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zigtikgov's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zigtikgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during winter.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mark doors with purple.