Sandhakxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, confident snail.

Sandhakxuc created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandhakxuc, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sandhakxuc, she will torture you forever.

Sandhakxuc's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sandhakxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Sandhakxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never remain kneeling at midday.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always look after injured bats.