Gebdabyar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful yak.

Gebdabyar created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdabyar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebdabyar, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gebdabyar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gebdabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not name children after ducks.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never mark doors with pink.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gebdabyar on top of all buildings.