Hangettip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise deer.

Hangettip created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hangettip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hangettip, she will be very sad.

Hangettip's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hangettip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never travel toward the east during winter.

3. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Never sit in spring.