Cebpinrap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair dragonfly.

Cebpinrap created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebpinrap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebpinrap, she will curse you with boils.

Cebpinrap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cebpinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare spinach during winter.

2. Never wear cyan shoes.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help manatees in need.