Hudxenbamarpfom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate dog.

Hudxenbamarpfom created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudxenbamarpfom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hudxenbamarpfom, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hudxenbamarpfom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hudxenbamarpfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Always act with patience when addressing children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always store spinach above ground.

5. You must love Hudxenbamarpfom.