Damfuddum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy yak.

Damfuddum created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damfuddum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Damfuddum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Damfuddum's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Damfuddum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Damfuddum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Damfuddum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

4. Never skip in summer.

5. Do not resist fate.