Quimbesslad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humane grasshopper.

Quimbesslad created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbesslad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimbesslad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quimbesslad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Quimbesslad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.