Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented dryad.

Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs turquoise.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Respect your elders.