Wegloophom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong scorpion.

Wegloophom created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegloophom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wegloophom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wegloophom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wegloophom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wegloophom.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.