Stigcapbell is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish squid.

Stigcapbell created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stigcapbell, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stigcapbell, she will send you a sign.

Stigcapbell's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stigcapbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.