Podvolton is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Podvolton created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Podvolton, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Podvolton, it will think nothing of it.

Podvolton's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Podvolton's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podvolton.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Podvolton seven times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never record numbers.