Jangomfob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous swan.

Jangomfob created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jangomfob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jangomfob, he will strike you with lightening.

Jangomfob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jangomfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near goats.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.